What dogs make the best volleyball players?
Irish Setters

A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?" The doctor replies: "It's very simple. You're two tents."

A guy walks into a dentist's office and says "Doctor, I need to talk to you. I think I'm a moth." The Doctor replies, "You need to see a psychiatrist not a dentist. Why did you come in here?" The man replies, "Your light was on."

Garage Mahal (guh.RAZH muh.hawl) n.
A large or opulent garage or parking structure.
Also: garage mahal, garage-mahal.